Meow Hast

Meow
meow hast
meow hast mich
meow hast mich gefragt
meow hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet
treu ihr sein für alle Tage

Nein

Willst du bis zum Tod, der scheide
sie lieben auch in schlechten Tagen

Nein

My summer vacation

What's up my human friends? It's been a long while since my last posting.. what can I say? I've been chillaxing all summer long and occasionally getting into bits of trouble. But mostly, I've just been napping and finding new and exciting places to nap! My humans have been busy.. working.. going on vacation.. without me, of course!

My summer vacation:

This is me, chillaxing in the hallway. I thought I would pretend to be like my humans and sit like they do. They thought that this was quite funny.


Here I am trying out a new napping spot.. a shoebox. It didn't work out, and I abandoned that plan quite quickly.


Here one of my humans is lecturing me for getting into the cat nip before noon. He says that the use of substances before noon indicates dependency or abuse. I say, it's summertime baby! It's after 10 am somewhere in the world!


Here's what I think about his opinion:


Finally.. a place I can curl up and nap the day away without the sun getting in my eyes! This pillow cushion was ripped, and made a perfect little nest for me.. until the human found me and spoiled my hiding place!







Back to the grind..

Monthly update

I've been feeling sick lately, the humans were worried. I tried pretending to be ok, because I knew if the humans caught on, they would take me to that horrible place they call the vet! But, they eventually figured it out, and I had to go to the vet not just once, but twice! I really hate that place, and I really hate all vets. But don't worry, I didn't hold anything back (or in for that matter) and I let them have it.

They gave me an injection and now I'm feeling much better.


*sigh* so true.




LOLz!


..or a few.


I'm an advocate for the comfort of this pose.

ttfn.

Sleep.

My female human food-giver has been under the weather as of late. As such, I have been performing my kitty-duty to sleep as much as possible to let her rest.. and sleep with her as much as possible. She seems to like that. What can I say? Sleeping is my talent.

Why Cat Ass is Hilarious

Cat ass is not often funny. While I tolerate it, and even may me partial to it sometimes, the humans rather dislike everything about it.. Yet, cat ass can be hilarious. How? Well, I frequently use google to put a paw on the pulse of the online kitty world. Often, with surprising results... first, I'll have you know that I am only one of a few kitties that are such active bloggers.. and the second is that seemingly innocuous search terms yield quite unexpected, absolutely hilarious and not freaky, results.

To the Person that Found my Camera, by Brian Sack:

"Dear Sir/Madam:

First of all, I'd like to congratulate you on the acquisition of a Casio Exilim S20 compact digital camera. No doubt it was an exciting find after your fine meal at Houston's on Park, where delicious spinach dip is the signature item.

As you may have noticed, the Casio Exilim is a 2.0 Megapixel beauty with a 4X digital zoom. At under a half-inch thick, it's the perfect camera to put in your pocket and lose while dining out.

No doubt, you're wondering why the memory card contains 17 close-ups of a cat's ass..."

Read the rest HERE, the rest is absolutely hilarious.

p.s. Did you know that the first result for "cat ass" from google is the official website for the Cat Fanciers Association? Now *they're* freaky!

Meow.

Meow.

LOLz

Meme Cats Tyme.







Hehe!

My horrible shame

*sigh* Sorry for the long silence on my blog. As many of you know, I face many obstacles as a feline blogger. The lack of opposable thumbs, hax attax (see previous post).. and my weakness for catnip. I've been a little out of it for the past month. You see, not only is Christmas the most wonderful time of year (see two posts ago), but it's also the time when my addiction rears its ugly head.

I don't remember anything for the last month. *This* is the last thing I remember,



I think I have a problem. The humans don't see it, they're just my enablers!

I'z Bin Haxed!

They got me and reprogrammed my page. Take a gander! CLICK HERE!

The Most Wonderful Time of Year

Hello all my faithful readers,

Not many of your know it, but Christmas in my most favorite time of year! The humans put up a whole big green (yum!) tree with all these cat toys on the branches.

Here I am, pretending not to be interested in the green thing since the human is paying attention to me.. but just wait until her back is turned! (Do you see all the cat toys??)



Here it looks like the humans caught me just as I was trying to infiltrate another green thing, filled with yet even more cat toys! I'm trying to act all nonchalant..



It's hours of fun! If that's not enough, they put many mysterious boxes, wrapped in paper and ribbon. I love ribbon.. and would eat it if my humans let me. They get very anxious when I try... I love the boxes too.. I sit on them when they're all wrapped up, but they get better since the humans eventually open them and just leave them lying around! So many boxes to get into.. so little time!!!



Did I mention they put green things out everywhere? The whole house is draped with things to eat for me. And I do, even though it's all plastic... This green thing was real though.. so delicious! Imagine my excitement!



If that wasn't enough, the humans give me new toys filled with catnip.. perhaps not the smartest idea on their part. But hey, who am I to complain?



And that is why this is the most wonderful time of year.. Wising everyone a very, Merry Christmas and best wishes for the New Year. And remember.. a Merry Christmas for a cat looks like this:



A Merry Christmas for a cat does NOT look like this:

Purrcast!

What a wonderful idea.. podcasting the very relaxing sound of purring. Every week they will present purring and whatever other cat related things that happen to strike their fancy. There might be featured guests, roving reporters or (everyone’s favorite) show tunes!. All content is cat approved, of course.

Purrcast.com

Wake up!

My hero. Love, Anya.

What the heck ...

So what the heck did I do .. stuffed in a cage.. taken in that loud car up to those scary ladies on the mountain who weigh me and stick a needle in my arse? Now I have to eat tarter control food and loose my tasty treats? Bite me!

The Meaning of my Kitty Life

Finally.. the meaning of my life.. explained!

Yikes

Scary thunderstorm last night. It was short but that stuff is pretty loud with my lil ears! The folks seem to be planning or organizing some kind of trip again. Back to the kitty retreat? Sigh ...

Update from Tub

A brief update on my life. Why from the tub? Because that's my favorite hang out.. of course!

The humans have been feeding me the fish cat food lately. It's been good. I love it when it's extra stinky!

I got some new toy mice. I know the humans have bought me about 50 of those things.. but who knows where they go? Oh wait, I do! Half of them are under the couch and the other half I've stuck in my secret hiding place. A place that I will not divulge here, in case the humans read my blog.

The cat grass has been pretty consistent over the summer. Too bad I keep eating it until it dies. What can I say? It's a dependency.

Another, rather disturbing note. I just looked up "Anya" on google images. Who are these naked women.. and why do they have my name??

And the humans haven't put me in the cat hotel again.. yet. Though I see some sort of "count-down" timer on the female-food-giver and lap-owner's blog. 42 days and counting down.. This is not a good sign. I'll initiate Operation Insert-Self-In-Suitcase-And-Every-Other-Open-Bag tomorrow! Tomorrow and every day! It's my favorite plan..

My new favorite website.
Meme Cats

Warrior Kitty

Recently, a black bear wandered into a backyard in West Milford, New Jerse and was confronted by a 15-pound (7-kilogram) tabby cat … and then promptly fled up a neighbor's tree. Hissing at the base of the tree, Jack the clawless cat kept the bear at bay for about 15 minutes, then ran him up another tree after an attempted escape.

Finally, Jack's owner called the cat inside, and the bear disappeared back into the woods.

Full-grown black bears weigh between 200 and 600 pounds (90 and 270 kilograms) and measure as much as 6 feet (1.8 meters) long. Their diets can include fruits, honey, insects, acorns and animals as big as moose calves—a fact apparently lost on Jack.

Well, the bear hasn't met me yet either! Unlike Jack the Cat, I would lull him into a false sense of security and then pounce!

Recovery

Just wanted to let everyone know that I'm recovering from my stay at the kitty hotel.. no pictures though.. forgot to pack batteries for my digital camera. I also lack an opposable thumb, therefore I reallly, can't take pictures..

Anyway, just letting everyone know that I'm still beautiful.

And don't forget it!

Suspicions

I'm getting suspicious about my roomies.. they're packing again, getting things ready and set out. I think it's just a matter of time before the dreaded suitcases make an appearance! I hate it when they leave.. and I've covertly tried to get packed away many times in a effort to go with them. They always find me though..
My first, unsuccessful, attempt:

My next, more sophisticated attempt..

And then I tried "blending in" with the clothes, so they would pack me along with them!


*sigh* Didn't work!

In any case, I know that they're on to my plans. I have to try another strategy. Since I am now a web-surfing kinda cat.. I left this web page open for them to review:
How To Travel With A Cat
I promise that I'll be good! Honest!