Saturday, March 29, 2008

Sleep.

My female human food-giver has been under the weather as of late. As such, I have been performing my kitty-duty to sleep as much as possible to let her rest.. and sleep with her as much as possible. She seems to like that. What can I say? Sleeping is my talent.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Why Cat Ass is Hilarious

Cat ass is not often funny. While I tolerate it, and even may me partial to it sometimes, the humans rather dislike everything about it.. Yet, cat ass can be hilarious. How? Well, I frequently use google to put a paw on the pulse of the online kitty world. Often, with surprising results... first, I'll have you know that I am only one of a few kitties that are such active bloggers.. and the second is that seemingly innocuous search terms yield quite unexpected, absolutely hilarious and not freaky, results.

To the Person that Found my Camera, by Brian Sack:

"Dear Sir/Madam:

First of all, I'd like to congratulate you on the acquisition of a Casio Exilim S20 compact digital camera. No doubt it was an exciting find after your fine meal at Houston's on Park, where delicious spinach dip is the signature item.

As you may have noticed, the Casio Exilim is a 2.0 Megapixel beauty with a 4X digital zoom. At under a half-inch thick, it's the perfect camera to put in your pocket and lose while dining out.

No doubt, you're wondering why the memory card contains 17 close-ups of a cat's ass..."

Read the rest HERE, the rest is absolutely hilarious.

p.s. Did you know that the first result for "cat ass" from google is the official website for the Cat Fanciers Association? Now *they're* freaky!