Thursday, July 31, 2008

My summer vacation

What's up my human friends? It's been a long while since my last posting.. what can I say? I've been chillaxing all summer long and occasionally getting into bits of trouble. But mostly, I've just been napping and finding new and exciting places to nap! My humans have been busy.. working.. going on vacation.. without me, of course!

My summer vacation:

This is me, chillaxing in the hallway. I thought I would pretend to be like my humans and sit like they do. They thought that this was quite funny.

Here I am trying out a new napping spot.. a shoebox. It didn't work out, and I abandoned that plan quite quickly.

Here one of my humans is lecturing me for getting into the cat nip before noon. He says that the use of substances before noon indicates dependency or abuse. I say, it's summertime baby! It's after 10 am somewhere in the world!

Here's what I think about his opinion:

Finally.. a place I can curl up and nap the day away without the sun getting in my eyes! This pillow cushion was ripped, and made a perfect little nest for me.. until the human found me and spoiled my hiding place!

Back to the grind..

Friday, May 2, 2008

Monthly update

I've been feeling sick lately, the humans were worried. I tried pretending to be ok, because I knew if the humans caught on, they would take me to that horrible place they call the vet! But, they eventually figured it out, and I had to go to the vet not just once, but twice! I really hate that place, and I really hate all vets. But don't worry, I didn't hold anything back (or in for that matter) and I let them have it.

They gave me an injection and now I'm feeling much better.

*sigh* so true.


..or a few.

I'm an advocate for the comfort of this pose.


Saturday, March 29, 2008


My female human food-giver has been under the weather as of late. As such, I have been performing my kitty-duty to sleep as much as possible to let her rest.. and sleep with her as much as possible. She seems to like that. What can I say? Sleeping is my talent.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Why Cat Ass is Hilarious

Cat ass is not often funny. While I tolerate it, and even may me partial to it sometimes, the humans rather dislike everything about it.. Yet, cat ass can be hilarious. How? Well, I frequently use google to put a paw on the pulse of the online kitty world. Often, with surprising results... first, I'll have you know that I am only one of a few kitties that are such active bloggers.. and the second is that seemingly innocuous search terms yield quite unexpected, absolutely hilarious and not freaky, results.

To the Person that Found my Camera, by Brian Sack:

"Dear Sir/Madam:

First of all, I'd like to congratulate you on the acquisition of a Casio Exilim S20 compact digital camera. No doubt it was an exciting find after your fine meal at Houston's on Park, where delicious spinach dip is the signature item.

As you may have noticed, the Casio Exilim is a 2.0 Megapixel beauty with a 4X digital zoom. At under a half-inch thick, it's the perfect camera to put in your pocket and lose while dining out.

No doubt, you're wondering why the memory card contains 17 close-ups of a cat's ass..."

Read the rest HERE, the rest is absolutely hilarious.

p.s. Did you know that the first result for "cat ass" from google is the official website for the Cat Fanciers Association? Now *they're* freaky!

Friday, February 22, 2008



Wednesday, January 30, 2008


Meme Cats Tyme.


Sunday, January 20, 2008

My horrible shame

*sigh* Sorry for the long silence on my blog. As many of you know, I face many obstacles as a feline blogger. The lack of opposable thumbs, hax attax (see previous post).. and my weakness for catnip. I've been a little out of it for the past month. You see, not only is Christmas the most wonderful time of year (see two posts ago), but it's also the time when my addiction rears its ugly head.

I don't remember anything for the last month. *This* is the last thing I remember,

I think I have a problem. The humans don't see it, they're just my enablers!

Saturday, January 19, 2008

I'z Bin Haxed!

They got me and reprogrammed my page. Take a gander! CLICK HERE!